The end of the semester draws nigh! Turn, repent for your procrastinations and your mediocrity! Return to those school books which you have forsaken to pursue your own path! Only the NOTES you took in class shall be your salvation, but they shall not help you, for you did not pay attention as you should! Woe unto you, O students of Mercer!
Thus speaks the professors, "We shall give them tests and exams, in order that we might test their knowledge. The people shall be divided into sections, each according to his or her own grade. And to the bottom portion we shall assign an F, and there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."
Finals are coming.
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