The first message of hope ever.

Behold! A new time is upon you, O children of Mercer! The classes shall come upon you and instruct you in several things, and you shall learn them. Your GPA's are not forgotten. They shall be resurrected from the dead. Your HOPE and your sanity shall be restored to you. Your professors shall fall upon you with tests and you shall endure without breaking a sweat, for the recuperation of Christmas break is with you and it shall not fail you, O children of Mercer. Your sufferings shall bring to you great endurance, and that endurance shall bring you A's and B+'s and B's. Stand tall and confident, for you are the college students whom the system has chosen as worthy to attend this university.